Everything in play this season — wild cards you spend, rules everyone lives under, and the punishments waiting at the bottom of the table.
Granted to every team, spent one at a time with photo or video proof.
Swap one player from your lineup with a benched player
Film yourself declaring which players you want to swap, take a knee and chug a bottle of smirnoff ice then upload the video to the group chat any time between kickoff Thursday night and the end of MNF.
Swap one player from your opponent’s starting lineup with a player from their bench.
During your matchup, film yourself chugging three smirnoff ice and declare which two players you want to swap, then upload the video to the group chat. The benched player’s team must not have started playing yet.
Block your opponent's Ice Swap or Ice Attack.
If your opponent has used an Ice Swap this week. You can film yourself drinking a full six pack of Smirnoff ice ON MONDAY NIGHT then post the video BEFORE MIDNIGHT IN THE MNF TIME ZONE to block the opponent's Icing.
Swap a player from a non-opponent's team with a free agent
Film yourself shooting at least four fireball shooters to activate the deal. Every shooter after 4 moves down one player on the free agency trending list. Then post the video along with the team and player you would like to pull. This must be done ON MONDAY NIGHT and post the video BEFORE MIDNIGHT IN THE MNF TIME ZONE.
Example: If you shoot 6 fireballs and request to remove a team’s Tight End. I will pull up the trending tight end list and select the third tight end down the list.
NOTE: A team can only be targeted with this wildcard once per season.
Pull a free agent currently playing in a live game into your lineup.
Venmo $10 to the league pot ( @joe-barber ) during a live game and then tag joe in the group chat followed by all caps “VENMO VULTURE” along with the name of any free agent currently playing in a live game and the player you want to swap them for to pull the free agent into your lineup.
Earn fantasy points for parlay bets.
Bet $10+ ($100max) on a same-day parlay involving only your fantasy players with at least 4 legs, then post the slip to the group chat. If the parlay hits, you get +10% of your parlay payout added to your weekly score. If it misses, you have to pay the original bet amount into the league pot.
Steal a player from a teammate
Shake hands with a player in real life during the fantasy season and post a picture of the handshake as evidence. You can then steal that player from whatever team they were on. (Team that is stolen from is automatically moved to #1 waiver spot for that week)
Standing rules the whole league plays under, all year.
At the beginning of the season, everyone sends the commission an extra $14. Each week every league manager submits a player on their team they believe will score a touchdown, and the commissioner places a 10-leg parlay for $10 using those picks. If it hits, the money goes into a league travel fund to get everyone together for the draft next year.
At the end of week 6, whichever manager is in last place must film themselves answering a list of press-conference questions provided by the league and submit the video to the group chat.
The toilet bowl is a gradient of shame — the worse you finish, the worse you pay.
Win the toilet bowl and finish 7th — you walk away clean. Everyone below pays, on a sliding scale: 8th gets off lightest, 10th hits rock bottom.
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